Sometimes All I Have Left is Laughter

October 2, 2008

GPS 23 (From Greg Stier’s Blog)

Filed under: God in Control,Random Thoughts — by tulips4me @ 12:56 pm

I could not resist sharing this.

The GPS is my guide, I shall not get lost.
She makes me drive over black asphalt.
She leads me beside quiet side streets.

She restores my sense of peace in a strange town.
She guides me in paths of right directions.
for her brand name’s sake.

Even though I speed
under the shadow of the overpass
I will fear no dead ends
for you are with me;
your satellite and calming voice,
they comfort me.

You prepare a map before me
in the presence of drivers with road rage.
My venti cup of joe overflows when I hit a pothole
And annoints my pants with coffee stains.

Surely State Troopers will not follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will continue to find my destinations forever.



  1. That was hysterically funny. Thanks a lot for making me cackle in cubeland. Seriously.

    And feel deprived…

    Because I drive the Free Jesus-mobile. And I have no GPS. It doesn’t lead me anywhere. Sigh.

    Comment by Stephanie — October 2, 2008 @ 4:42 pm |Reply

  2. Very clever and hysterically funny. Thanks for sharing it.

    Best Regards.

    Comment by Denton Burr — October 3, 2008 @ 8:20 am |Reply

  3. where by you “continue to find my destinations forever” I hope you enjoy the journey.

    Comment by ahrcanum — October 4, 2008 @ 7:59 pm |Reply

  4. Funny!

    Comment by J — October 6, 2008 @ 9:06 pm |Reply

  5. I’m amazed and happy to say that garmin products is of high quality albeit the price is also a bit high but it’s worth paying.

    Comment by GPS Navigationssysteme — January 28, 2010 @ 4:40 am |Reply

  6. Matt Damon on his Iraq war movie

    Comment by prostonik_7 — March 4, 2010 @ 3:52 pm |Reply

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