I could not resist sharing this.
The GPS is my guide, I shall not get lost.
She makes me drive over black asphalt.
She leads me beside quiet side streets.
She restores my sense of peace in a strange town.
She guides me in paths of right directions.
for her brand name’s sake.
Even though I speed
under the shadow of the overpass
I will fear no dead ends
for you are with me;
your satellite and calming voice,
they comfort me.
You prepare a map before me
in the presence of drivers with road rage.
My venti cup of joe overflows when I hit a pothole
And annoints my pants with coffee stains.
Surely State Troopers will not follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will continue to find my destinations forever.
That was hysterically funny. Thanks a lot for making me cackle in cubeland. Seriously.
And feel deprived…
Because I drive the Free Jesus-mobile. And I have no GPS. It doesn’t lead me anywhere. Sigh.
Comment by Stephanie — October 2, 2008 @ 4:42 pm |
Very clever and hysterically funny. Thanks for sharing it.
Best Regards.
Comment by Denton Burr — October 3, 2008 @ 8:20 am |
where by you “continue to find my destinations forever” I hope you enjoy the journey.
Comment by ahrcanum — October 4, 2008 @ 7:59 pm |
Funny!
Comment by J — October 6, 2008 @ 9:06 pm |